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When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile.

[Biggie]

Blog'ingiz barakali bo'sin. Ko'p va xo'p, mazmunli narsalarni yozib odamlarni qiziqtirib qo'yish nasib etsin. Birinchi reply'ni o'zim qilib berdim ana. : ) )

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Welcome, Exclusive.
1746 New Posts since your last visit.



Forumga kirmaganimga 2 kun bo'ldi. Agar forum bo'lmaganda shuncha gapni (1746 posts :shock:) qatga sig'dirgan bo'lardilar ... :lol:

[erkak#1]

Oooo Fahrii
Ustindan bitta qotiii? :-D

Moro bo'sin blogla... qanchaga oldin? :-D

[kitayoza]

Welcome, Exclusive.
1746 New Posts since your last visit.



Forumga kirmaganimga 2 kun bo'ldi. Agar forum bo'lmaganda shuncha gapni (1746 posts :shock:) qatga sig'dirgan bo'lardilar ... :lol:

manam sekin tushinib boryapman userlarni. Forum ja unaqa passiv holatda emas.
Prosto vaqti vaqti bilan userlarni zavadit qiladigan mavzular bo'miy qolarkan.
Mana kecha kechga yaqin bittasi "do'stligimiz ramzini buzishvotti" degan mavzu ochgan edi, forumga kirmiydiganlar ham kirib postla tashashvordi. Mana uje 10-varog'iga qarab ketvotti.
Demak odamlarga shunaqa luqma tashab tursen bo'ldi ekan. Forum administraciyasi va hususan Asadbek bunday usuldan ko'pro foydalanib turishsa, hammmasi joy joyidey bo'ladi.
i siz 2 kun emas, 1 kundan keyin kirseyz ham

Welcome, Exclusive.
2008 New Posts since your last visit.

degan yozuvni o'qib qoluras.:D

[erkak#1]

Yaxshiykanu silada... manda 1 oy kirmasamam No New Posts since your last visit. dib turvuradi :lol:

[kitayoza]

Yaxshiykanu silada... manda 1 oy kirmasamam No New Posts since your last visit. dib turvuradi :lol:

Unaqada siz komp.ni ham o'chirmasdan, forum oknosini yopmasdan yururakansizde. Kaneshna bunaqada No New Posts deb ko'rinuradi.
Keyingi safar forum oknosini yopib, komp.ni tokdan o'chirib ko'ringchi, qancha bolarkan yangi postla.:D

[erkak#1]

Unaqada siz komp.ni ham o'chirmasdan, forum oknosini yopmasdan yururakansizde. Kaneshna bunaqada No New Posts deb ko'rinuradi.
Keyingi safar forum oknosini yopib, komp.ni tokdan o'chirib ko'ringchi, qancha bolarkan yangi postla.:D

Kompni oyda yilda 2 marta restart qilaman, qogan payt yoqu yotvuradi.
Forumgayu sapsem kam kirvomman. Mani o'rnimga u-bu kim kirvotgan bo'sa kerede uydigiladan :D

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13 Aprel Shu kun man uchun, yomon ta'surot qoldirdi...

Ertalabdan o'ylab qoygan planlar kasha boldi :evil:

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Позавчерашняя поездка в DC.



WWII Memorial



http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u82/ferre_uz/Image003.jpg

[Bahoroy]

Kompni oyda yilda 2 marta restart qilaman, qogan payt yoqu yotvuradi.


Forumgayu sapsem kam kirvomman. Mani o'rnimga u-bu kim kirvotgan bo'sa kerede uydigiladan :D



Erkak ukam, mani tanivossimi?
Jo`qi she`rlarni siz yozganmisiz? Yo sizi o`rnizga forumga kirgan uyizdegilarmi?:P
Yana mani mavzuimga ko`ziz tushib qolib, man yozmaganman, nime manga unaqa she`rlar yozdilar deb naezd qipqomen.:rolleyes:

[erkak#1]

Erkak ukam, mani tanivossimi?
Jo`qi she`rlarni siz yozganmisiz? Yo sizi o`rnizga forumga kirgan uyizdegilarmi?:P
Yana mani mavzuimga ko`ziz tushib qolib, man yozmaganman, nime manga unaqa she`rlar yozdilar deb naezd qipqomen.:rolleyes:

Kim bu? Qanaqa she'r? :shock: Yetib bormadi? :rolleyes:

Ne qo'rqmen, forumdigi postlani o'zim qoldiraman.. :-D
Ula o'qishga kirishsa kere =)

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:lool: :lool: :lool:

[erkak#1]

your a fa ggot

Endi shu gappi niki kot1145 digan odam etvottimi? :-D

[kitayoza]

13 Aprel Shu kun man uchun, yomon ta'surot qoldirdi...

Ertalabdan o'ylab qoygan planlar kasha boldi :evil:

mandayam shu 13 aprel g'alati o'tdi. Forumchaninlardan bittasi PM maydoni yetmagandey telefonimga tel qilib razborka qilishgacha borishdide.
Ha mayli erkey bo'sa, qiz bolaya qiz bola.:(
Ana shundan keyin vertaul dunyodagi qizlarga ishonib ko'r.:lol:

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Life is Beautiful

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http://de.fishki.net/picsw/042008/14/prislannoe/glukus_art.JPG

[erkak#1]

Sandan sud'ya chiqarkanu, politik chiqmasakan :D

[erkak#1]

Podsudimiy kot pojaluysta udalites' dobrovol'no s zala suda, ili je etim rebyatam pridetsya ispachkat' svoi ruki :lol:


Atak bu bola kamida chakvogan :lool:

Chakvomagan, prosto alami kevotti... turkla uni zo'rlab ketishibdi, naryoda turklani so'kib yig'lavotti :lool:

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Agar kimga qizig'i bor bosa




По статистике авиакомпаний, теряется только 1% багажа. Но вам-то разве легче, если вдруг в этот злосчастный процент попадет именно ваш чемодан? Чтобы не оказаться в первый день отпуска без самого необходимого, лучше подстраховаться и проверить все еще раз.

1. Не торопитесь при сдаче багажа. Проследите, надежно ли прикреплена багажная квитанция к вашему чемодану. Работники авиакомпаний часто крепят их на две ручки сразу. Из-за этого они часто отрываются.

2. Удостоверьтесь, что бирка авиакомпании, прикрепленная к чемодану, соответствует окончательному пункту назначения вашей поездки. Это предохранит ваш багаж от более ранней выгрузки во время транзитных перелетов и при стыковках рейсов. Если вы не знаете трехбуквенный код вашего аэропорта назначения, спросите у агента, продавшего билет.

3. Убедитесь, что вы получили корешки багажных квитанций со штрих-кодом UPC. Если у вас электронный билет, квитанцию могут прикрепить к подтверждению бронирования, полученному по факсу. Многие пассажиры теряют эти бумаги вместе с корешками квитанций.

4. Оставьте о себе информацию, вложив в специальное прозрачное окошко чемодана (если такое имеется) личную карточку, где указаны ваши имя, фамилия и телефон. Либо поместите информацию о себе внутри сумки, указав свой маршрут. Это поможет авиакомпаниям принять решение: послать ваш багаж в место вашего назначения или к вам домой.

5. Перед полетом проверьте все застежки на багаже. Не набивайте сильно сумки, т. к. они могут разорваться в процессе транспортировки от терминала к самолету.

6. Чтобы ваши вещи случайно не захватили на транспортере другие пассажиры, привяжите яркую цветную ленту к ручке чемодана или закрепите цветной эластичный пояс вокруг него.

7. Не сдавайте в багаж ценные вещи. Документы, наличные деньги и драгоценности храните всегда при себе. Помните, что за утерянный багаж независимо от его стоимости авиакомпании выплачивают весьма скромную компенсацию из расчета $20 за 1 кг веса багажа. Если вы не можете обойтись в поездке без тяжелых ценных вещей, удостоверьтесь, что страховой полис, который вы приобрели в дополнение к стандартному лимиту страховки авиакомпании на время полета, сможет возместить вам их стоимость.

8. Если вы не нашли свой багаж по прибытии, не покидайте аэропорт, пока не оформите все документы.

9. Заявление об утерянном багаже или акт розыска заполняют на стойке Lost & Found. После этого служащий аэропорта попробует разыскать ваш чемодан с помощью компьютерной системы мирового поиска багажа. Имейте в виду: вашему потерянному багажу должен быть присвоен специальный номер для розыска.

10. Сохраняйте свои багажные квитанции до момента получения багажа и проверки сохранности вещей. Большинство вещей находится в течение 5–7 дней, максимальное время поиска – 21 день. По статистике, 99% потерянных вещей находятся.

[kitayoza]

По статистике, 99% потерянных вещей находятся.

Sherigimning bagaji shu 99% ning qogan 1% da ekan.:D
Bechora rosa hunob bo'ldi bagajining orqasidan yuguraverib.
25 ta ayollar hijobini, tahminan qiymati 1000$ atrofidagi sumkasining o'rniga, qattagi 200$ pulini berishdi.

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YouTube - A lion hugs and kisses a woman (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlR4nBStjVw&eurl=)

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Mne tak kajetsya chto tut (us) vremya prosto letit...
V Uzb. tak vrode ne kazalos'.

Vaqt - barakat...:(

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Город Пены (http://www.fishki.net/comment.php?id=33825)

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http://forum.arbuz.com/showpost.php?p=852747&postcount=191


Shuni kim etgan ?

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- E davay ssssss... :lool:


YouTube - KVN 2007 46 let (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Of-UtJtqB_Q&feature=related)

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Квн. Первая 1/4 Высшей лиги 2008


Играют :

"Максимум" (Томск), "Федор Двинятин" (Москва), "Обычные люди" (Москва), "Астана KZ", "Байкал" (Иркутск Улан-Удэ).

Как всегда в программе море шуток и веселья. Команды примут участие в трёх конкурсах: "Приветствие", "Разминка" и "Музыкальное Домашнее Задание". По результатам этой игры в полуфинал выйдут 4 команды сильнейших и уморительных.. Жюри: Константин Эрнст,Леонид Ярмольник,Юлий Гусман,Игорь Верник,Михаил Ефремов,Андрей Макаревич,Леонид Парфенов.


O'zimam rosa maza qildim, rosa zor oyin bolibdi. Приятного просмотра !



YouTube - KVN 2008 Pervaya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 1/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOUSoHJp1tI&feature=PlayList&p=26DB5A22129D1AF4&index=0)




YouTube - KVN 2008 Pervaya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 2/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6_mruGrFeQ&feature=PlayList&p=26DB5A22129D1AF4&index=1)




YouTube - KVN 2008 Pervaya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 3/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWhA-0q_P8E&feature=PlayList&p=26DB5A22129D1AF4&index=2)




YouTube - KVN 2008 Pervaya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 4/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smFBZy4-qdQ&feature=PlayList&p=26DB5A22129D1AF4&index=3)




YouTube - KVN 2008 Pervaya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 5/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnOKYhVIAoY&feature=PlayList&p=26DB5A22129D1AF4&index=4)




YouTube - KVN 2008 Pervaya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 6/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK5DJ5Eotzc&feature=PlayList&p=26DB5A22129D1AF4&index=5)




YouTube - KVN 2008 Pervaya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 7/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pyx_eyMff0k&feature=PlayList&p=26DB5A22129D1AF4&index=6)




YouTube - KVN 2008 Pervaya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 8/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYwReoN-R5k&feature=PlayList&p=26DB5A22129D1AF4&index=7)




YouTube - KVN 2008 Pervaya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 9/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DgtFukJvb0&feature=PlayList&p=26DB5A22129D1AF4&index=8)




YouTube - KVN 2008 Pervaya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 10/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKtONp3VIeo&feature=PlayList&p=26DB5A22129D1AF4&index=9)




YouTube - KVN 2008 Pervaya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 11/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kdf8OeR0tg&feature=PlayList&p=26DB5A22129D1AF4&index=10)




YouTube - KVN 2008 Pervaya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 12/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stBJPjPNvpM&feature=PlayList&p=26DB5A22129D1AF4&index=11)

[zlyuka]

а мне этот КВН не так уж понравился....

что-то не так было...

я не получила удовольствие от этой игры.... :rolleyes:

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а мне этот КВН не так уж понравился....

что-то не так было...

я не получила удовольствие от этой игры.... :rolleyes:


Hush kelibsiz, Zlyukahon :)

A mne eta igra bila ochen' interesna, bilo mnogo chego neojidannogo dlya menya. I kstati esli smotrela do konca, to ya soglasen na 90% s tradicionoy rechyu v konce igri sudeyskoy brigadi. KVN ne doljen ocenivatsya na reputacii komand, i yumor ne doljen bit' odnoobrazniy u komand... :rolleyes:


Uhhh eshe interesneyshaya 1/2 budet :D


Tak kak uzbeki v KVN igrat' ne umeyut, ya konechno je za Astanu. :cool:

[zlyuka]

Hush kelibsiz, Zlyukahon :)

A mne eta igra bila ochen' interesna, bilo mnogo chego neojidannogo dlya menya. I kstati esli smotrela do konca, to ya soglasen na 90% s tradicionoy rechyu v konce igri sudeyskoy brigadi. KVN ne doljen ocenivatsya na reputacii komand, i yumor ne doljen bit' odnoobrazniy u komand... :rolleyes:


Uhhh eshe interesneyshaya 1/2 budet :D


Tak kak uzbeki v KVN igrat' ne umeyut, ya konechno je za Astanu. :cool:

не знаю, я от нее ждала большего.
столько команд... а шутки, которые запомнились, можно пересчитать на пальцах... :(
вот раньше игры были!!! - мы на следующий день чуть ли не наизусть пересказывали шутки и смеялись!
а вот судьи что учудили - я сама удивилась :)

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Hush kelibsiz, Zlyukahon :)

A mne eta igra bila ochen' interesna, bilo mnogo chego neojidannogo dlya menya. I kstati esli smotrela do konca, to ya soglasen na 90% s tradicionoy rechyu v konce igri sudeyskoy brigadi. KVN ne doljen ocenivatsya na reputacii komand, i yumor ne doljen bit' odnoobrazniy u komand... :rolleyes:


Uhhh eshe interesneyshaya 1/2 budet :D


Tak kak uzbeki v KVN igrat' ne umeyut, ya konechno je za Astanu. :cool:

Uzbeki umeyut ;)

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Uzbeki umeyut ;)




Факты ... ?

[Abu-Hafiza]

Exclusive oka, mana yozing, yozing dedis, yozvoman blogizda. Kinoni kurdismi oka?

[erkak#1]

Факты ... ?

O, yurist :lol: Sho'ttayam yuristligini qivossanmi? :lol:

Fakt #1: Dvoyurodniy opam O'zbekistonda KVNda qatnashadi
Fakt #2: Ulani chiqishini ko'rganimda 10 minutdan keyin esnashni boshlaganman
Fakt #3: O'zbekistonda ochiqchasiga to'g'ri kelgan narsani mazax qilish mumkunmas
Fakt #4: O'zbekistonda KVNda prikol qilaman degan odam, albatta mahalliychilikga tegmasdan o'tomiydi
Fakt #5: Mahalliychilikga tegish KVNda mumkun emas.
Fakt #6: Uzbeki umeyut igrat' v KVN, no nikak ne mogut. :)
Fakt #7: Etgancha, yuristsan... psixologiyadan zo'r bo'lishing kereku brat? Rasmga qarab odamni qanaqaligini ajratisham mumkun, e'tibor bermaganiyni qara... ee.. kontakni berasanmi? Odam qib qaytarib beraman? :lol:

P.S.: 7 raqamini yoqtiramande.. :-D

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Exclusive oka, mana yozing, yozing dedis, yozvoman blogizda. Kinoni kurdismi oka?


Kecha kinoni yarmida qoldirib tashab ketdim, bugun tugatib, verdict chiqaraman :lol:




Mani oka dimeng, bratan, odami ne to polojeniega qoyib qoyvossiz :uups:

[Abu-Hafiza]

Kecha kinoni yarmida qoldirib tashab ketdim, bugun tugatib, verdict chiqaraman :lol:




Mani oka dimeng, bratan, odami ne to polojeniega qoyib qoyvossiz :uups:

eeeeeeeeee u kino yarim yarim qilib kurilmaydi, qizigi qolmaydi. A tak man aminmanki yoqadi sizga u kino :D

[erkak#1]

eeeeeeeeee u kino yarim yarim qilib kurilmaydi, qizigi qolmaydi. A tak man aminmanki yoqadi sizga u kino :D

Qanaqa kino, oka? Bizayam bitta o'qrayilu? :D

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O, yurist ...
Fakt #7: Etgancha, yuristsan... psixologiyadan zo'r bo'lishing kereku brat? Rasmga qarab odamni qanaqaligini ajratisham mumkun, e'tibor bermaganiyni qara... ee.. kontakni berasanmi? Odam qib qaytarib beraman? :lol:

P.S.: 7 raqamini yoqtiramande.. :-D





San advokat bolib qattan chiqib keldin uni himoya qilib ? :-D
faktlani tahlab chiqqanini qara buni :lool:



Man gapirvotgan narsam boshqa edi... Ha to'g'ri ozbeklar ham oynashadi, o'zini ligasi bor... Lekin Mejdunarodniy uroven'da qaysi o'zbek bor, manga korsat. :lol:



Endi osha Fakt #7 ga to'htalib o'tsam...


Shu man shunga yol qoyganman, qara umuman o'ylamasdan...


Kontactdan faqat e-mailini bilaman
( i to 1 yilda 2yarim martda tekshiradigan email :twisted:)


Manga u boshqa keremas degan hulosaga keldim uje, nima qilasan o'zini vaqtini olib ...



Hullas (verdikt :lool:) :

Manbunaqangi mo'ltillagan ko'zlarga har doim ham ishonma !


http://img0.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/b/1/17800/17800599_Bez_imen5i1.jpg

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eeeeeeeeee u kino yarim yarim qilib kurilmaydi, qizigi qolmaydi. A tak man aminmanki yoqadi sizga u kino :D




Man shunaq qilib "meksikanskiy serial"ga o'hshatib bolib-bolib korvomman, keyingi seriyasida palonchi palonchi boladi deb :lool:

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Qanaqa kino, oka? Bizayam bitta o'qrayilu? :D





Mani eski nicknameim nima bolardi ... ? :lool:


http://www.hulu.com/watch/12286/the-usual-suspects

[erkak#1]

San advokat bolib qattan chiqib keldin uni himoya qilib ? :-D
faktlani tahlab chiqqanini qara buni :lool:



Man gapirvotgan narsam boshqa edi... Ha to'g'ri ozbeklar ham oynashadi, o'zini ligasi bor... Lekin Mejdunarodniy uroven'da qaysi o'zbek bor, manga korsat. :lol:



Endi osha Fakt #7 ga to'htalib o'tsam...


Shu man shunga yol qoyganman, qara umuman o'ylamasdan...


Kontactdan faqat e-mailini bilaman
( i to 1 yilda 2yarim martda tekshiradigan email :twisted:)


Manga u boshqa keremas degan hulosaga keldim uje, nima qilasan o'zini vaqtini olib ...



Hullas (verdikt :lool:) :

Manbunaqangi mo'ltillagan ko'zlarga har doim ham ishonma !


http://img0.liveinternet.ru/images/attach/b/1/17800/17800599_Bez_imen5i1.jpg

Man adva-kotli qimadim hali :lool:
A mejdunarodniy ligaga chiqishga bo'sa, dux yo' u uzbekskiy kivinshiklada... KVNga obid mirzalani chiqarvorish kere, g'ijimlab keladi o'rislaniyam :-D

Atak Fakt #7 ga chiqargan verdiktingga kese... manam bitta verdikt chiqarvordim:
Sandan mafioz chiqmasakan :lool:

[erkak#1]

Mani eski nicknameim nima bolardi ... ? :lool:


http://www.hulu.com/watch/12286/the-usual-suspects

Voyboo.. reg qilish kerekan, manam buni sanga o'xshab meksikanskiy serial qilib ko'raman shekilli :lol:

[Abu-Hafiza]

Mani eski nicknameim nima bolardi ... ? :lool:


http://www.hulu.com/watch/12286/the-usual-suspects

Eski nickiz nima bulardi?:rolleyes:

[erkak#1]

"Mani eski nicknameim nima bolardi ... ? :lool:" - deganingda, ko'zim birinchi bo'lib "usual" degan so'zga tushdi... :lool:

Eski nikin "uzvali"midi? :lool: :lool: :lool:

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Eski nickiz nima bulardi?:rolleyes:



Suspected --- agar FBI/CIA agenti bosez bu man mas... ;):lool:

[Abu-Hafiza]

Suspected --- agar FBI/CIA agenti bosez bu man mas... ;):lool:

SNB/FSB agenti bulsamchi? :lool:

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Lost va Abu Hafiza tavsiya etgan kinoni hozir ko'rib bo'ldim (Usual Suspects) :)

Kino yoqdi, faqat yana bir bor ko'rib chiqishim kerak, chunki bir-ikkita vajniy detallarga ahamiyat bermabman. Kino juda kuchli ishlanibti. Tavsiya etaman.

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SNB/FSB agenti bulsamchi? :lool:




unda mani tanisez kere :lool:

[erkak#1]

Normal'niy kino ekan, no unchalik yoqmadi. Ne, noto'g'ri chunmela :D, gap yo' kino, it kino... prosto ne dlya menya ekan :D Dlya menya bu kino ochen' daje predskazuemiy bo'ldi, mojete ne poverit', no prejde chem ne verit', posmotrite na moy signature :D

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Keldiymi yo ketvossanmi? :)

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Keldiymi yo ketvossanmi? :)




Qatgayam borardim ? :)

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Hayot davom etmoqda, birodar...




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[erkak#1]

Qatgayam borardim ? :)

Odam zerikdiyu...

Anu kinoni bitta joyi yoqdi - "gordost' qanaqa bo'lishini ko'rsatib qo'ydi dib xotini bilan bollarini otib tashadi" degan joyi :D

Atak kino qonun himoyachilari uchun yaxshi urok ekan :)
A dlya menya fantastika :D

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Atak kino qonun himoyachilari uchun yaxshi urok ekan :)
A dlya menya fantastika :D





Hali anu Muai Thai kinoni kormadim, ertaga mojet vaqtim boganda koraman. :)

Searching for good movie to watch.

[erkak#1]

Hayot davom etmoqda, birodar...




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San undan ko'ra manbu (http://disc1.zetme.ru:8080/mp3slot.php?id=69290&ass=Blatnoi_Udar_-_Govorila_CHto_Lyublyu.mp3)ni eshit ;)

[erkak#1]

Hali anu Muai Thai kinoni kormadim, ertaga mojet vaqtim boganda koraman. :)

Searching for good movie to watch.

Muay Thai haqidegi kinoyam yaxshi kinoyakan, atak fantastika uyam :D

Prestij, Illyuzionist, Departed, Crank degan kinolani ko'r, kayp qilasan :))))

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Kim bu? O'zbekcha akcentga ohshab etvotti.

Qattan topasan e zonovskiy ashullalani ? :lool: jk

[erkak#1]

Kim bu? O'zbekcha akcentga ohshab etvotti.

Qattan topasan e zonovskiy ashullalani ? :lool: jk

:lol: Yoqadide blatnyakla :D

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[erkak#1]

Mayli manga ruxsat endi, kirib damimi oli, a to o'tirvursam laptop "give

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Bo'pti yaxshi yotib turma, yaxshi yot :-D

[erkak#1]

Kim bu? O'zbekcha akcentga ohshab etvotti.

Qattan topasan e zonovskiy ashullalani ? :lool: jk

Yana bitta, jaa itidanmasu, no o'zimizani uzbekskiylaridan :D - Enjoy (http://uzfiles.com/list.php?read=1014) ;)

Blatnoy udar - armanla :)

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Shuni o'ylab odam qarasa shu o'yinni deb butun dunyodan ko'plab odamlar tashrif buyuradi Moskvaga. Moskva uchunam shu o'rinda bu tarihiy kun bo'lib qolishi aniq.
To'g'risi, buni eshitib o'zimam hursand bo'ldim : " Mana bo'larkanu... ! "

Manam o'ylanib qoldim, InshAlloh 5-10 yilda bunday o'yinlar Toshkentga ham (yoki bir boshqa O'zbekiston shaharida) o'tkazilishi mumkin (Moskvada bo'lar ekan, bizni Moskvadan nima kamchiligimiz bor ? :twisted: ) Shu bahona "ishqiboz-mehmonlar" poytahtimizni ham ko'rib ketishadi. :cool:

Aytmoqchiman, biz hech kimdan kam bo'lmaymiz, kam bo'lmaganmiz xam (c)

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Beginning Antinazi actions. Let's keep it up, people.

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San to'chno o'yinini ko'p o'ynavoribsan :lool:

[erkak#1]

San to'chno o'yinini ko'p o'ynavoribsan :lool:

:lool:

O'zi nima gap, tinchlimi? Nazistlani nimasini yomon ko'rib qoldin? Nima yomonli qilishdi sanga? :lol:

[NYyankNY]

Yashasin Gitler!!! Zid Heil! http://forums.hiprmod.net/style_emoticons/emoticons/hitler.gif



Last saterday Clubda 1ta Juw qochogida Shakar qiz Bor edi

1ta bola Zid Heil diyudi Police chaqirip keldi Clubga :lool::lool:
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Команды:
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Сок (Самара),
ГУУ (Москва),
Станция спортивная (Москва),
Пирамида (Владикавказ)


Жюри:
Леонид Ярмольник,
Игорь Верник,
Андрей Макаревич,
Леонид Парфёнов,
Михаил Ефремов,
Юлий Гусман,
Константин Эрнст




YouTube - KVN 2008 Vtoraya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 1/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiT3M09jQio&feature=PlayList&p=13A8082F37DA8E3B&index=0)



YouTube - KVN 2008 Vtoraya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 2/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ch01HjbuRds&feature=PlayList&p=13A8082F37DA8E3B&index=1)



YouTube - KVN 2008 Vtoraya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 3/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kDJhKLmZqw&feature=PlayList&p=13A8082F37DA8E3B&index=2)



YouTube - KVN 2008 Vtoraya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 4/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPESC7wgwi0&feature=PlayList&p=13A8082F37DA8E3B&index=3)



YouTube - KVN 2008 Vtoraya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 5/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dctfcSkvraQ&feature=PlayList&p=13A8082F37DA8E3B&index=4)



YouTube - KVN 2008 Vtoraya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 6/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82Ycdn7uuv4&feature=PlayList&p=13A8082F37DA8E3B&index=5)



YouTube - KVN 2008 Vtoraya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 7/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpgpmSRj4j0&feature=PlayList&p=13A8082F37DA8E3B&index=6)



YouTube - KVN 2008 Vtoraya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 8/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F411wgSrwMk&feature=PlayList&p=13A8082F37DA8E3B&index=7)



YouTube - KVN 2008 Vtoraya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 9/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QUqlgcIT-w&feature=PlayList&p=13A8082F37DA8E3B&index=8)



YouTube - KVN 2008 Vtoraya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 10/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QXq6jan2WM&feature=PlayList&p=13A8082F37DA8E3B&index=9)



YouTube - KVN 2008 Vtoraya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 11/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz7d9jSNUK8&feature=PlayList&p=13A8082F37DA8E3B&index=10)



YouTube - KVN 2008 Vtoraya 1/4 Vishaya Liga [PART 12/12] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvQP03b00RY&feature=PlayList&p=13A8082F37DA8E3B&index=11)

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время громко смеялись матом. я подошел и попросил обсуждать свои
проблемы потише. на что девушки начали нецензурно оскорблять мою жену а
молодой человек с татуировкой ответил, что проблемы я уже нашел, после
чего встал и ударил меня в грудь. не желая ввязываться в драку, я решил
объяснить ему что он подает дурной пример товарищам и махнул рукой в их
сторону. как раз в это время молодой человек подался вперед чтобы снова
меня ударить и случайно натолкнулся лицом на мою руку. после чего его
внезапно сморила усталость. и он прилег отдохнуть в песочницу. резкая
смена положения из стоя в лежа повысила его артериальное давление, и у
него пошла носом кровь. врачи говорят, что артериальное давление это бич
нашего века и как оказывается даже молодежь сейчас подвержена этому
страшному недугу. друзья парня стали очень за него переживать, так
сильно что даже вскочили и побежали в разные стороны. их крики привлекли
внимание милицейского патруля, который и забрал меня до выяснения
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Bek, shuni O'zbekni to'yida qisen booooomi .... :lol:

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[erkak#1]

Bek, shuni O'zbekni to'yida qisen booooomi .... :lol:

Sani to'yinda qachon endi hizmat qilamiz, toy, kotta bola bop qovossan :lol:

Mani to'yim qachonmi? Ertaga kegin... :lol:

Atak mani to'yimda Bek, Rustamla chiqvolib shunaqa ashula etishsa hursand bo'lardim, seryoz. :D

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[erkak#1]

Red Alertni sog'indim dumidin? :D

Command & Conquer Red Alert 2

http://img12.nnm.ru/imagez/gallery/7/d/1/7/3/7d173781a742dd6cbf07e1a09c4f7b25_full.jpg

Год выпуска: 2000
Жанр: Real time strategy
Разработчик: Westwood Studios
Издательство: Electronic Arts
Платформа: PC
Системные требования:
P2-450, 128MB RAM
Тип издания: лицензия
Язык интерфейса: английский
Таблэтка: Не требуется

CD 1: Rapidshare
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Serials: Rapidshare
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Letitbit:
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Tunu kun bir, menga tunu kun bir
O'sha kundan beri tunu kun bir
Alam qiynar, yuragimni tirnar
Yetolmasman - dilim shundan kuyar
Aytgim kelar, aytgim kelar
Bor dardimni aytgim kelar
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Online-radio ni eshitib o'tirgandim, Toshkentda ertalab soat 6 deb qoldi, va srazu Madhiyani qo'ydi :Serquyosh....
Odam biraaaaaaaam g'alati bop ketarkan :( Shunchalik sog'indimkiiiiiiiiiii :crying:

[erkak#1]

Online-radio ni eshitib o'tirgandim, Toshkentda ertalab soat 6 deb qoldi, va srazu Madhiyani qo'ydi :Serquyosh....
Odam biraaaaaaaam g'alati bop ketarkan :( Shunchalik sog'indimkiiiiiiiiiii :crying:

Toshkendaliginda shu Serquyoshni eshtib ustidan prikol qilardin, endi bo'sa siqilib o'tiribsan... :-D
Yoninda oqqan suvni qadri yo'q dib shuni etishadide...

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Yoninda oqqan suvni qadri yo'q dib shuni etishadide...

Toshkenga borgandan keyin, bollaga shu gapini etgin, ustindan yotvolib qotishadi. :D





- Kakova prichina vashego pribitiya v USA ?

- Prichina : chtobi skuchat' po rodine, a to postoyanno nahodish'sya doma, s rodnimi, druzyami, odnoobrazie kakoe-to. :lol:


Neizvestniy

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unlock chiqsinche olamiz :D
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Bugun kayfiyat yo'qroooooq...
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Bugun kayfiyat yo'qroooooq...
Zarur qog'ozlarimni qatga qo'yganim esimda yo'q :( (ertaga uje kerak bo'ladigan dokumentlar edi)
Olloh o'zing kuch-quvvat bergin :(

Ko'chani bitta aylanib kelsez, doklarizni qatga qo'yganiz esizga tushib qoladi. :)

Manam kalitimni ko'chada yo'qotib qo'ygandim, yaqinda topvoldim.

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Hush kelibsiz bizni virtual mahallaga :D

Ha aytganiz rost bo'lsinda.

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YouTube - Charlie bit my finger - again ! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM)

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I loved this video too. Showed it to my colleagues and they were all laughing. The elder one is sooo cute.. :love:

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КВН Премьер Лига 2008 - Четвертая 1/8 Финала


Мне игра понравилась, команды тоже сильные. Мархамат :)






YouTube - KVN 2008 Primier Liga - Chetvertaya 1/8 [PART 1/9] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udAvXKepBCM&feature=PlayList&p=C0858E06E1F497F8&index=0)



YouTube - KVN 2008 Primier Liga - Chetvertaya 1/8 [PART 2/9] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGTnNsE2wnU&feature=PlayList&p=C0858E06E1F497F8&index=1)



YouTube - KVN 2008 Primier Liga - Chetvertaya 1/8 [PART 3/9] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4MjwgzXH5E&feature=PlayList&p=C0858E06E1F497F8&index=2)



YouTube - KVN 2008 Primier Liga - Chetvertaya 1/8 [PART 4/9] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpe62t7HA9w&feature=PlayList&p=C0858E06E1F497F8&index=3)



YouTube - KVN 2008 Primier Liga - Chetvertaya 1/8 [PART 5/9] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVwiu_mn3sA&feature=PlayList&p=C0858E06E1F497F8&index=4)



YouTube - KVN 2008 Primier Liga - Chetvertaya 1/8 [PART 6/9] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVGQolZgj1I&feature=PlayList&p=C0858E06E1F497F8&index=5)



YouTube - KVN 2008 Primier Liga - Chetvertaya 1/8 [PART 7/9] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r57_MBdDKqk&feature=PlayList&p=C0858E06E1F497F8&index=6)



YouTube - KVN 2008 Primier Liga - Chetvertaya 1/8 [PART 8/9] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmYPUYpCc-s&feature=PlayList&p=C0858E06E1F497F8&index=7)



YouTube - KVN 2008 Primier Liga - Chetvertaya 1/8 [PART 9/9] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuB0-rW-vLo&feature=PlayList&p=C0858E06E1F497F8&index=8)

[NYyankNY]

Uzbekistoni sogingan edim digan edingiz . Rasim qoydim yanna :lol:

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Photo: Trevor Paglen




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[erkak#1]

Palakatsan! :-D
Dabdala qildin qorinni... :evil:

[NaNiKa]

Palakatsan! :-D
Dabdala qildin qorinni... :evil:




kurishga kurip quyip qorinni ayblen:lol::lol:qorinmas kuz ochli qvotti oshi kurip:)

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Palakatsan! :-D
Dabdala qildin qorinni... :evil:




Har gal "Food in pictures" threadga kirsam (ayniqsa qorin ochligida :lol:)shu hamma narsani tashab o'zim ovqat qib tashagim keladi... ayniqsa male userlar qigan ovqatini ko'rib. Bir ko'rishganimizda osh qilish kerek :cool:

[Uyyonli]

Bormisiz oka :lool:

[erkak#1]

Har gal "Food in pictures" threadga kirsam (ayniqsa qorin ochligida :lol:)shu hamma narsani tashab o'zim ovqat qib tashagim keladi... ayniqsa male userlar qigan ovqatini ko'rib. Bir ko'rishganimizda osh qilish kerek :cool:

Eh do'stim, :)
Ancha vaqtdan beri bir o'zim turibman,
Bo'ydoqchilik hamma narsaga o'rgatarkan. :-D

Hozirdan boshla ovqat qilishshi,
Ertaga uylanganda "adasi, bugun sizzi qo'lizdan bir osh yegim kevotti" dib tursa xotinin, "treee ennayni..." dib tashab qoma yana :lool:

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Unda o'rganish kerak. :)




Edit qivordim, Bek bir balolar deb kasha qivordi.

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Bormisiz oka :lool:



Bormiz, rahmat :lool:


Sizchi , tuzukmisiz ? :lol:

[erkak#1]

Ouuuuu.... unda oshni dodasi bo'ladiyu :cool: Otkaz qilib bopsan :lool:

Ooouuu sick-o, :lool: man sanga oshshi ovqat ma'nosida etdim, mazgi :lool: :lool: :lool:

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Ooouuu sick-o, :lool: man sanga oshshi ovqat ma'nosida etdim, mazgi :lool: :lool: :lool:




Bilaman, man sanga osh qibersihni otkaz duvdim:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:

Uyat eyyy Bek :lool:

[erkak#1]

Bilaman, man sanga osh qibersihni otkaz duvdim:lool: :lool: :lool: :lool:

Uyat eyyy Bek :lool:

taxorattiyam dabdala qildin, chala taxorat bo'sayam :lool:

[erkak#1]

Erkecha ashula eshitasanmi? :D

Ichimlikning birinchi sorti konyakdur,
Ox qizlarning bilvolgani moryakdur.
Naley, naley sto gramm konyakdan,
Hozirgina charchab keldim moryakdan.

Ichimlikning ikkinchi sorti vinodur,
Oshiqlarning bilvolgani kinodur.
Naley, naley sto gramm vinodan,
Hozirgina charchab keldim kinodan.

Ichimlikning uchinchi sorti pivodur,
Shofyorlarning bilvolgani levodur.
Naley, naley bir krujka pivodan,
Hozirgina charchab keldim levodan. :lol:

Hozi uydigila kelishlariga pirog qivomman, rasmmi sho'tga tashiman hozi :D

[_DIVA_]

Erkecha ashula eshitasanmi? :D

Ichimlikning birinchi sorti konyakdur,
Ox qizlarning bilvolgani moryakdur.
Naley, naley sto gramm konyakdan,
Hozirgina charchab keldim moryakdan.

Ichimlikning ikkinchi sorti vinodur,
Oshiqlarning bilvolgani kinodur.
Naley, naley sto gramm vinodan,
Hozirgina charchab keldim kinodan.

Ichimlikning uchinchi sorti pivodur,
Shofyorlarning bilvolgani levodur.
Naley, naley bir krujka pivodan,
Hozirgina charchab keldim levodan. :lol:

Hozi uydigila kelishlariga pirog qivomman, rasmmi sho'tga tashiman hozi :D



amaqi bir ashula etas bir qur'on o'qib qolas rostanam en o'tkir psixoliggi psix qivoras shunaqada:twisted::twisted:

[erkak#1]

amaqi bir ashula etas bir qur'on o'qib qolas rostanam en o'tkir psixoliggi psix qivoras shunaqada:twisted::twisted:

Jiyan,
Qur'on o'qigan odam ashula etishi mumkunmas digan joyyi ko'rsatin :)

[erkak#1]

Yoqimli ishtaha do'stim ;)

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee63/theimpaler0725/CIMG0220.jpg

[_DIVA_]

Jiyan,
Qur'on o'qigan odam ashula etishi mumkunmas digan joyyi ko'rsatin :)



Unaqa joyyi bilmaskanman:uups:
Lekin qur'on o'qigannan ken ashula etmastan islamic nasheedla etsa mosro bo'lardide:D (manga o'xshap):uups:

[erkak#1]

Unaqa joyyi bilmaskanman:uups:
Lekin qur'on o'qigannan ken ashula etmastan islamic nasheedla etsa mosro bo'lardide:D (manga o'xshap):uups:

Soqolla qo'yvolishimam keremasmi Ben Laden o'xshab? :lol:

[_DIVA_]

Yoqimli ishtaha do'stim ;)

chetini sichqon yep ketiptimi amaqi:lool::lool::lool:

[erkak#1]

chetini sichqon yep ketiptimi amaqi:lool::lool::lool:

Teskari ag'darvotganimda qo'lim teyib ketti to'kilib tushdi :lool:

[_DIVA_]

Soqolla qo'yvolishimam keremasmi Ben Laden o'xshab? :lol:



bilmadim..
Ben Laden kim:rolleyes:
lekin Lafasyga o'xshap qo'ysa cho'tkiy turadide o'ziyam:uups::uups:

[_DIVA_]

Teskari ag'darvotganimda qo'lim teyib ketti to'kilib tushdi :lool:



haa man tuya qip ko'ripsimi dib o'ylamman :lool::lool::lool:

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YouTube - Kamran & Hooman - Mano Bebaksh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgeY7frrsh8&feature=related)


What is the song about ? I like it.


Here is the female version

YouTube - Farzona Khursheed - Mano bebakhsh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skPsBb1ewkA&feature=related)

[corsair]

Yoqimli ishtaha do'stim ;)

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee63/theimpaler0725/CIMG0220.jpg


american pie mi? :-D

[zlyuka]

american pie mi? :-D

такой был красивый пирог, а ты.... :)

[corsair]

такой был красивый пирог, а ты.... :)

u see, u said - it was... still looks nice

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Which one would you choose ? Gray or White



http://img.gsmarena.com/vv/pics/nokia/nokia-e71-02.jpg



http://img.gsmarena.com/vv/pics/nokia/nokia-e71-01.jpg



P.S. I like gray more than white, but anyway wanted to know your choice. :)

[Unique]

Which one would you choose ? Gray or White
P.S. I like gray more than white, but anyway wanted to know your choice. :)

If I were a guy, I would choose gray. =)
Which US carriers accept foreign phones to get connected? And how does the contract work?

PS. My ears are banging now from bombochkas.

[erkak#1]

Shettamisan brat? :)

ON: Gray one, erkechasi :-D

MSN PMSNlani begana qivordinmi diyman, mundo kirib tur... :D bir ikkita qizla bilan tanishtirib qo'yardim, bekor yurmasidin :-D

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If I were a guy, I would choose gray. =)
Which US carriers accept foreign phones to get connected? And how does the contract work?

PS. My ears are banging now from bombochkas.

It's your choice which GSM mobile to use (you must be at&t or t-mobile customer) companies don't care about it, you can just simply put your sim-card into any unlocked phone. Contract remains the same. PS. I can't wait to buy myself one of these, they said it will be available at Nokia store in the end of July beginning of august.

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Зерикганларга КВН свежии :D

YouTube - KVN 2008 Primier Liga - Vtoraya 1/4 [Part 4/9] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh2mJHHzGOg)

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Nastroenie nije plintusa. Luchshiy variant - ya poshel spat'. Hammaga yahshi tun/kun.

[Unique]

Nastroenie nije plintusa. Luchshiy variant - ya poshel spat'. Hammaga yahshi tun/kun.

Same here. Good night!

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Thanks Unique ! Oyni 15 yoruq, 15 esa qorong'u ekan. Sizam siqilmeng, hammasi o'tib ketadi, hayot chidash/kurashish uchun yaratilgan ekan.

Mana bugun yangi kun, yangi planlar, yangi nastroenie :)
Uyimni sog'inibman....... :(

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Londonni maqtavorishdi, endi bir borgim kevotti :mrgreen:

[erkak#1]

Londonni maqtavorishdi, endi bir borgim kevotti :mrgreen:

Londonga maniyam borgim kevotti :rolleyes:...

E, uni-buni qo'y, real'no qarasenchi hayotga :-D undan ko'ra 50$ga bitta bus ticket olib Bostonga kesenchi 3-4 kunga :D

[Unique]

Thanks Unique ! Oyni 15 yoruq, 15 esa qorong'u ekan. Sizam siqilmeng, hammasi o'tib ketadi, hayot chidash/kurashish uchun yaratilgan ekan.

Mana bugun yangi kun, yangi planlar, yangi nastroenie :)
Uyimni sog'inibman....... :(

Yangi kun, yangi ish kuni, yana yangi o'sha ishdan keyingi payt. Keyin manam yana yangittan uyni sog'indim. Siqilmadim, hammasi o'tar-ketar. :)
Yaxshi, kayfiyatiz yaxshi bo'lsa. =)

Oy haqida shunchaki info: 1-Avgustda solar eclipse bo'ladi, no USA tarafdan ko'rinmasmish. :(

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папа, папа, а америка далеко? заткнись и плыви, сынок...

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Uyimni biram sog'indimkiiiii... :(


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Bugun iTouchni jailbreak qildim, eng oson va tez yo'li bilan ZiPhone (http://www.ziphone.org/)

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[Qizaloq]

Exclusive bolacha :

Siz so`ragan O`zbegim Taronasidagi Hit-paradni aniq qilib aniqladim :p

so :

O`zbegim taronasi
FM 101,5
Shanba soat 12-00 dan 13-45 gacha
Top 20

;) :P hizmatla bo`lsa bemalol !

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Exclusive bolacha :

Siz so`ragan O`zbegim Taronasidagi Hit-paradni aniq qilib aniqladim :p

so :

O`zbegim taronasi
FM 101,5
Shanba soat 12-00 dan 13-45 gacha
Top 20

;) :P hizmatla bo`lsa bemalol !



Man sizzi allaqachon eslaridan chiqgan deb oyluvdim :uups: Rahmat :D


Ha etgancha, O'zbegim Taronasi 101.0 yoki 101.5mi ? 101.5 Grandmasmidi ?

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Bugun biraaaaam issiq kun bo'ldi...
Hamma narsani tashab okeanni bo'yiga hordiq chiqarib keldik :lol:



Ertaga yana yangi kun !

[erkak#1]

Bugun biraaaaam issiq kun bo'ldi...
Hamma narsani tashab okeanni bo'yiga hordiq chiqarib keldik :lol:



Ertaga yana yangi kun !

Hozi NYyankNY kelib, "plyajga borib suvni rasmini oganiyni qara, qizlani omiysanmi" dib ketadi :-D


Suvni ko'rib, kalla tashagisi keb ketti odammi :D
MXSK stadioniga (Trudovie rezervy) har shanba-odtix borardu semeyniy. Yugurib, basseynga bitta-bitta tashab kelardu... sho'ttayam Toshkenni eslatib ketiy sanga :-D dudim, o'zimmi esimga tushib ketti, palakat.

Ehh.. kettim Makiavellini "Prince"ini o'qigani :rolleyes:

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Hozi NYyankNY kelib, "plyajga borib suvni rasmini oganiyni qara, qizlani omiysanmi" dib ketadi :-D


Suvni ko'rib, kalla tashagisi keb ketti odammi :D
MXSK stadioniga (Trudovie rezervy) har shanba-odtix borardu semeyniy. Yugurib, basseynga bitta-bitta tashab kelardu... sho'ttayam Toshkenni eslatib ketiy sanga :-D dudim, o'zimmi esimga tushib ketti, palakat.

Ehh.. kettim Makiavellini "Prince"ini o'qigani :rolleyes:





Boshqa tashamagin, tashavurib-tashavurib bo'yniyam 190ga chiqaribsan ! :lool:

1:1 qildim. Tushunganga prikol (c) :mrgreen:


Agar, mabodo tushunmagan bosen link beraman ;)

[erkak#1]

Boshqa tashamagin, tashavurib-tashavurib bo'yniyam 190ga chiqaribsan ! :lool:

1:1 qildim. Tushunganga prikol (c) :mrgreen:


Agar, mabodo tushunmagan bosen link beraman ;)

:lool:

Odam-podam... :-D

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Nashel interesniy web-site (http://www.websiteoutlook.com/).
Kstati Forum Arbuz doroje chem Uzforum.com :lol:

[NYyankNY]

Bugun biraaaaam issiq kun bo'ldi...
Hamma narsani tashab okeanni bo'yiga hordiq chiqarib keldik :lol:



Ertaga yana yangi kun !

Bu okeanda tuzoro odam yo mi ? Hammasi oldim disa 175 kg keladi :-D
Tamosha qilishga suvda boshqasi yo :-D tushingan prikol :lool:

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Bu okeanda tuzoro odam yo mi ? Hammasi oldim disa 175 kg keladi :-D
Tamosha qilishga suvda boshqasi yo :-D tushingan prikol :lool:



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He was right :lool:

Siz aniqroq etinde, sizga odam keremi, ili konkretno qizmi ? :mrgreen:

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A brilliant song.


YouTube - Craig David - Rise & Fall (Studio Version) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07JQ29UVd2I&feature=related)

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Shu kinodagi cho'chqani maskasini yomonam qo'rqinchilikmi ... Yoki man qayta-qayta korvurib qo'rqib qoldimmi... :lol:
Yana 11 sekunddagi klounga odam qarab tursa jinni bop qolarkan :rolleyes:

Ishqilib phobia bop qomasa boldi endi...

YouTube - Saw Theme Remix (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYpyziMELkk&feature=related)

[Unique]

Shu kinodagi cho'chqani maskasini yomonam qo'rqinchilikmi ... Yoki man qayta-qayta korvurib qo'rqib qoldimmi... :lol:
Yana 11 sekunddagi klounga odam qarab tursa jinni bop qolarkan :rolleyes:

Ishqilib phobia bop qomasa boldi endi...



qaysi Saw bu?

manga klounla umuman yoqmiydi. qo'rqinchili doim. :rolleyes:

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qaysi Saw bu?

manga klounla umuman yoqmiydi. qo'rqinchili doim. :rolleyes:


Bu hammasini qo'shganga o'hshiydi. Anu odam SAW-1dan 32 sekund.
Keyin yana, 2-3 danam scena bor. Hullas, hammasi :D.

Etgancha phobias degan thread bormidi forumda ... :rolleyes:



Unique, kaypiyat qaley ? :cool:

[Unique]

Yaxshi hammasi, Insh.
O'ziz sog'-salomat?

PS. tagni uziz qo'ydizmi? :D

[Shukhratbek]

Blog lar cool... :cool: philopsophy bilan to'ldiribsiz rosa..:D sal ko'proq bir latifa yoki musiqa qo'yib turing blogga.. just a suggestion.. ;)

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Yaxshi hammasi, Insh.
O'ziz sog'-salomat?

PS. tagni uziz qo'ydizmi? :D



Yuribmiz bizam, rahmat.
Aha tagni o'zim qo'ydim :D

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Qoyil qoldim !!! :)


YouTube - Breakdancer Jalen Testerman on Ellen (full) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T57XcaZ3vBg&NR=1)

[Shukhratbek]

mana bu video niyam oxirigacha tomosha qilingchi.. qoyil qolasizmikin ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0X2rbfF1n0

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mana bu video niyam oxirigacha tomosha qilingchi.. qoyil qolasizmikin ;)





O'zi shular yutsayam yahshi bo'lardi :) Anu semizi yomooon oynab qoyarkan :lol:

[Uyyonli]

mana bu video niyam oxirigacha tomosha qilingchi.. qoyil qolasizmikin ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0X2rbfF1n0
sindirib tashabdiyu :)
rahmat Shukhratbek zerikib utirgandim. Bugun kun buyi ishlab dam olishga narsa qidirvotgandim :)

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На рынке ожидаются 40, 60, 80 и 120 Гб модели, стоимость которых составит $ 161, $ 191, $ 235 и $ 293 соответственно.




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Want to see this new movie by Spielberg :


YouTube - Eagle Eye (2008) Trailer 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4irce-kalhk)

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[Prinzessin]

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How much does it cost? :uups:

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How much does it cost? :uups:



Don't know, sorry. :)
Do you need an island? Lyudi nadoeli? :lol:

[Prinzessin]

Don't know, sorry. :)
Do you need an island? Lyudi nadoeli? :lol:

I've always wanted to have a personal island :uups: Yeah, it would be my own, private territory :cool:
If you get to know any island for sale, let me know, please. :cool: I will be the first to stand in a queue :mrgreen:
Mda, a kto skazal, chto mechtat' vredno? :lol:

[Exclusive]

I've always wanted to have a personal island :uups: Yeah, it would be my own, private territory :cool:
If you get to know any island for sale, let me know, please. :cool: I will be the first to stand in a queue :mrgreen:
Mda, a kto skazal, chto mechtat' vredno? :lol:


Ok, I'll let you know if I find something :D
A voobshe, chto tam odnoy delat' ? Skuchno je, nechego tam delat'. A bez foruma kak ? :rolleyes::lol:

[uzbekcfa2]

Ok, I'll let you know if I find something :D
A voobshe, chto tam odnoy delat' ? Skuchno je, nechego tam delat'. A bez foruma kak ? :rolleyes::lol:

a kto te skazal shto ona tam budet odna?:twisted:

Prinzessin, sizga yoqdimi shu island? sotvoliymi?:cool:

[Prinzessin]

Ok, I'll let you know if I find something :D
A voobshe, chto tam odnoy delat' ? Skuchno je, nechego tam delat'. A bez foruma kak ? :rolleyes::lol:

Kak eto nechego tam delat'? A ogon' razvesti? Palatku postroit'? Lovit' rybu, spasayas' ot skatov i akul. Nauchit'sya dobyvat' banany i kokosy? :lool: :lool: I voobshe, kto skazal, chto ya tam budu odna? :cool:
A etot forum - sploshnaya zaraza. Iz-za nego siju bezdel'nichayu i nikak ne mogu zakonchit' nachatuyu rabotu. Esli vse budet prodoljat'sya v etom duhe, ostrov tak i ostanetsya tol'ko mechtoy :? Vot dumayu kak by otvyknut' ot etogo foruma :rolleyes:

[Prinzessin]

Kak eto nechego tam delat'? A ogon' razvesti? Palatku postroit'? Lovit' rybu, spasayas' ot skatov i akul. Nauchit'sya dobyvat' banany i kokosy? :lool: :lool: I voobshe, kto skazal, chto ya tam budu odna? :cool:
A etot forum - sploshnaya zaraza. Iz-za nego siju bezdel'nichayu i nikak ne mogu zakonchit' nachatuyu rabotu. Esli vse budet prodoljat'sya v etom duhe, ostrov tak i ostanetsya tol'ko mechtoy :? Vot dumayu kak by otvyknut' ot etogo foruma :rolleyes:



a kto te skazal shto ona tam budet odna?:twisted:

Prinzessin, sizga yoqdimi shu island? sotvoliymi?:cool:


:lool: :lool: :lool:

[uzbekcfa2]

:lool: :lool: :lool:

Great minds think alike! (c):cool:

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Martin, urush qimelar hammaga yetadi :lool:


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[uzbekcfa2]

Martin, urush qimelar hammaga yetadi :lool:


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tagiga "forum.arbuz.com" mahallasi deb yozib quymabsizda.:lol:

[Exclusive]

YouTube - Shoxrux Ozbegim (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIw57FTxHME)

[Lovelylady]

ajoyib qo'shiq ekan, bilmadim nimagadur rap yoqmaydi lekin bu antiqa chiqibdi

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Kim yoshligida qish paytida, qor yog'ib, yerlar muzlab - yahmalak bo'lganda yo'lda ketvotgan moshinani orqasiga osilgan ? :mrgreen:
13-14 yosh bola bo'lganimda maktabdan uyga kelib, popkani burchakka otib, issiq kiyinib ko'chaga chiqib ketardim. Vayyyyy ko'chada nimalar bo'masdi...Ko'cha to'la bolla. Qor-boron, o'tgan ketgan qizni qor boron qil, moshinaga osil.... Moshinani egasi erinmagan bo'sa tushib qolib sokardi hammani, yoki bir-hillari kotta tezlikda bolla osilmasin deb uchib o'tardi :laugh: Eskicha RAF marshrutkasi o'tib qolsa bo'ldiiiii..... Hammaga bayram, chunki orqa bamferi kotta va ilinib olish uchun qullay, bir qarabsizki RAFni orqasida 15-20 bola osilvogan :laugh:
Keyin kechasi soat 10-11 larda uyga kirib borar edik.....
Ehhhh qani endi o'sha damlar a ? :(

Kimda qanaqa hotiralar bor ? :)

Bek, qattasan? O'zin etib ber mahallada nimalar bo'lardi. :lool:

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YouTube - Heyelan - Land slide (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F31ywRvtNkY)

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Kim yoshligida qish paytida, qor yog'ib, yerlar muzlab - yahmalak bo'lganda yo'lda ketvotgan moshinani orqasiga osilgan ? :mrgreen:
13-14 yosh bola bo'lganimda maktabdan uyga kelib, popkani burchakka otib, issiq kiyinib ko'chaga chiqib ketardim. Vayyyyy ko'chada nimalar bo'masdi...Ko'cha to'la bolla. Qor-boron, o'tgan ketgan qizni qor boron qil, moshinaga osil.... Moshinani egasi erinmagan bo'sa tushib qolib sokardi hammani, yoki bir-hillari kotta tezlikda bolla osilmasin deb uchib o'tardi :laugh: Eskicha RAF marshrutkasi o'tib qolsa bo'ldiiiii..... Hammaga bayram, chunki orqa bamferi kotta va ilinib olish uchun qullay, bir qarabsizki RAFni orqasida 15-20 bola osilvogan :laugh:
Keyin kechasi soat 10-11 larda uyga kirib borar edik.....
Ehhhh qani endi o'sha damlar a ? :(

Kimda qanaqa hotiralar bor ? :)

Bek, qattasan? O'zin etib ber mahallada nimalar bo'lardi. :lool:

Mahallamni oxirida pastga tushib ketadigan steep ko'cha bo'lardi. O'shatta rosa uchardik qishda. Bir kuni kechasi o'sha qiyalikda uchib o'ynab yurudik. Tepaga chiqvotganimda kimduram iti bilan tushvotgan bo'gan. Itini arqoni qo'lida edi, man o'rtasida qolib ketganman. Keyin nima bo'gan? Albatta arqonga qoqilib, gumburlab yiqilib tushganman. Palakatchilik. :devil:


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Bolla qiyalik joylani (ko'chamda 2-3ta zo'r joyla boridi) sip-silliq yaxmalek qilishardide, keyin o'rtaga shapkani qo'yib, usha "shapkani ustidan sakrash" o'ynashardi. Sal opasniyroq o'yin edi lekin...


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Maktabda har kuni darsdan keyin qorbo'ron o'ynashga qolardik. Faqat bir martagina qattiq kasal bo'lib qoganman: ichimga qor sovorishganda. :twisted:


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Bog'cha paytida o'rtog'im bilan muzlab qolgan ko'lmaklarni sindirib yurishni yaxshi ko'rardik. Sindirishga muz qomasa, uu qayodigi sharagasi chiqib yotgan, stroyka joylaga borib, muzlani sindirib kelardik. Keyin etigimni iflosiligidan, kottoyim gap eshitardim. :uups:

...eslaganlarim shu hozircha. =)

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После урагана Ханна, который пронесся и по зоопарку в Южной Каролине, тигрица стала очень агрессивной и опасной для своих детей.
Их забрали, и заботу о них взяла на себя 2-летняя шимпанзе.


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Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses. The following are things people actually said in court, word for word:

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when
he woke that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

Q: And where was the location of the accident?
A: Approximately milepost 499.
Q: And where is milepost 499?
A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person
dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it
until the next morning?

Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed
in the war?

Q: Did he kill you?

Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant
to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed
on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Q: All your responses must be oral, OK?
What school did you go to?
A: Oral.


Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,
did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive
when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.


Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I
was doing an autopsy

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rosa yoqdi

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I
was doing an autopsy

[erkak#1]

O'zi san yetishmiy turgandin bu threadda :lool:

Ha nima qilasan forumda vaqt ketqazib, bibliotekalarda appointmentlarin bo'p turardi.. che to yo'q. :lol:

Off-top qima u temada : ))) moderla malaka oshirishvotti o'tta : )))))))))

Appointmentla bo'votti kajdiy den', behavotir : ))))))))

[erkak#1]

Qora saqichni ko'p chaynab bo'masdi-ku. 5 minut o'tmasdan kalishga o'hshab qolardi, odam charchab ketardi undan. :D

Kalisham chaynaganmisan og'ayni? :lool:

[erkak#1]

Nimaga san har bir postdan prikol qidirib qolding ? :twisted::D

Bloginda offtop qigin :lol:

Appointment daxshat o'ttide :lool:

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[Mr.Abdullah]

Salom Exclusıvebek,
Blogingiz yoqdi, ayniqsa rasmlar uchun raxmat.
Yangilikni eshittingizmi? Nokia E-72 va E-75 ni e'lon qilibdi, hozircha faqat rasmlar va video show bor. Manga yoqdi. Anu QWERTY yon tomonidan chiqadigan slider ham allambalo bo'libdi. :)

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Salom Exclusıvebek,
Blogingiz yoqdi, ayniqsa rasmlar uchun raxmat.
Yangilikni eshittingizmi? Nokia E-72 va E-75 ni e'lon qilibdi, hozircha faqat rasmlar va video show bor. Manga yoqdi. Anu QWERTY yon tomonidan chiqadigan slider ham allambalo bo'libdi. :)



Ha eshitdim. Nokia archa bayram qivoribdiyu yangi modellar bilan, kuniga yangi syurpriz. :lol:
Qani kuzatiylikchi narhi qancha bo'lar ekan. :)

[Mr.Abdullah]

Ha eshitdim. Nokia archa bayram qivoribdiyu yangi modellar bilan, kuniga yangi syurpriz. :lol:
Qani kuzatiylikchi narhi qancha bo'lar ekan. :)

Aha, narxlari reasonable bo'lsa shu 72 yoki 75'dan olardik inshallah, faqat korpus monoblokni yaxshi ko;ramande. :)